When Life Gives You Gonorrhea
$17.00
During the height of the Covid-19 pandemic, Planned Parenthood was allowing patients to conduct self-swabs for exposure reasons. They quickly had to stop this due to the amount of false positive tests they received when running results on oral swabs done by the patients themselves. It turns out if you don't know any better and you swab your whole mouth and not exclusively the back of your throat you'll pick up some naturally occurring bacteria. Bacteria that looks just like gonorrhea, but actually belongs in your goddamn mouth in the first place. So shout out Planned Parenthood for sabotaging THAT relationship, prolly for the best he was an asshole anyways.
Museum-quality posters made on thick matte paper. Add a wonderful accent to your room and office with these posters that are sure to brighten any environment.
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%
• Paper is sourced from Japan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Museum-quality posters made on thick matte paper. Add a wonderful accent to your room and office with these posters that are sure to brighten any environment.
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%
• Paper is sourced from Japan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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During the height of the Covid-19 pandemic, Planned Parenthood was allowing patients to conduct self-swabs for exposure reasons. They quickly had to stop this due to the amount of false positive tests they received when running results on oral swabs done by the patients themselves. It turns out if you don't know any better and you swab your whole mouth and not exclusively the back of your throat you'll pick up some naturally occurring bacteria. Bacteria that looks just like gonorrhea, but actually belongs in your goddamn mouth in the first place. So shout out Planned Parenthood for sabotaging THAT relationship, prolly for the best he was an asshole anyways.
Museum-quality posters made on thick matte paper. Add a wonderful accent to your room and office with these posters that are sure to brighten any environment.
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%
• Paper is sourced from Japan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Museum-quality posters made on thick matte paper. Add a wonderful accent to your room and office with these posters that are sure to brighten any environment.
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%
• Paper is sourced from Japan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
During the height of the Covid-19 pandemic, Planned Parenthood was allowing patients to conduct self-swabs for exposure reasons. They quickly had to stop this due to the amount of false positive tests they received when running results on oral swabs done by the patients themselves. It turns out if you don't know any better and you swab your whole mouth and not exclusively the back of your throat you'll pick up some naturally occurring bacteria. Bacteria that looks just like gonorrhea, but actually belongs in your goddamn mouth in the first place. So shout out Planned Parenthood for sabotaging THAT relationship, prolly for the best he was an asshole anyways.
Museum-quality posters made on thick matte paper. Add a wonderful accent to your room and office with these posters that are sure to brighten any environment.
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%
• Paper is sourced from Japan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Museum-quality posters made on thick matte paper. Add a wonderful accent to your room and office with these posters that are sure to brighten any environment.
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%
• Paper is sourced from Japan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
